Giallo's world

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

2009-12-18T12:04:00.000-08:00

Referenze:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/altf4/
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/lemondemon/

Musica: Lemon Demon

Art: AltF4

Testo:

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

The Saboteur - Trailer

2009-12-13T10:04:00.000-08:00

Mi sembra che le animazioni non siano fatte molto bene. Un gioco che fonde Assassin's Creed con Inglorious Basterds. Dubbi... Bella la musica, carino la bassa saturazione tranne che su rossi e gialli.

O quel tizio (il protagonista) è un Highlander o usa i trucchi.

(commento solo al trailer)

Halo: Reach Xbox 360 Series - IGN Originals: Five Ways Natal Will Ruin Halo

2009-12-13T09:46:00.000-08:00

Halo: Reach at IGN.com

Halo: Reach Xbox 360 Video - In-Game Trailer

2009-12-13T09:44:00.000-08:00

Halo: Reach at IGN.com

Brink by Bethesda

2009-12-07T09:21:00.001-08:00

More Brink News & Previews

Si', la Bethesda spacca.

Halo impossible kills

2009-12-07T09:18:00.000-08:00

More Halo 3: ODST News & Previews

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Movie Preview

2009-11-05T13:22:00.000-08:00

More Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Info

O M G adoro quell'attore. Mai avrei pensato di vederlo nel ruolo del principe di persia...

GirlsSanremese.com

2009-10-29T13:12:00.000-07:00

Finalmente girlssanremese.com e' online!!! Dopo giorni e giorni, ore e ore di duro lavoro della nostra Sonia possiamo vedere qualcosa!! Che soddisfazione! Andate numerosi ad ammirare il prodotto di tali sforzi!
Io ho dato il mio importantiiiissimo sostegno morale con aria da esperto ^^

Super Meat Boy

2009-10-21T14:57:00.000-07:00

La mosca e lo zucchero

2009-10-09T09:11:00.000-07:00

Una mosca che sbatte contro un vetro.
A 2 centimetri, oltre il vetro, dello zucchero.
La mosca ci prova e ci riprova, sbatte e risbatte contro il vetro.
La mosca non capisce, non vede il vetro e non capise.
Ma che colpa ne ha lo zucchero se lo hanno messo dietro a un vetro?
La mosca si affanna, vola forte, ma non riesce a raggiungere lo zucchero.
La mosca capisce che per qualche motivo non può avere lo zucchero e si ferma.
Ma dopo che ha visto lo zucchero tutto il resto è nulla.
Allora resta attaccata al vetro a guardare lo zucchero, piangendo.
Forse, col tempo, il vetro si appannerà e la mosca,
non vedendo più lo zucchero, se ne andrà sconsolata,
senza aver mai assaggiato lo zucchero.

8 bit trip

2009-10-09T09:10:00.000-07:00

theGiallo's Ologram

2009-10-07T09:00:00.001-07:00

Prendete un foglio bianco o comunque una superficie bianca.
Fissate il quadratino nero al centro dell'immagine per un po' ( finchè non vi cadono gli occhi più o meno... XD ) poi guardate il foglio bianco.
Mi vedete? A colori? Colori giusti? Aumentando la distanza dalla superficie bianca l'immagine sembra ingrandirsi.

Perla: Piangere

2009-10-04T13:56:00.000-07:00

Infilzare il cuore piantandoci dolorosamente un rubinetto, spurgando tutte le tensioni interiori

Courier - Concept Microsoft di un tablet

2009-09-25T12:04:00.000-07:00

Google Maps

2009-09-13T13:39:00.001-07:00

Halo ODST - Real Trailer

2009-09-13T13:23:00.000-07:00

More Halo 3: ODST News & Previews

Windows 7

2009-09-07T08:47:00.001-07:00

Sonia

2009-09-06T14:12:00.000-07:00

Una pennellata viola sul quadro della mia vita

L'amore

2009-08-31T15:24:00.000-07:00

Una goccia d'acqua, in un fiume, sfiora un sasso e se ne innamora

Dvorak e il lavoro

2009-08-31T06:23:00.000-07:00

Fairytale Fight di Playlogic

2009-08-27T03:51:00.000-07:00

Attenzione!! Se hai meno di 18 anni non guardare questo video

Napoleon:TotalWar

2009-08-25T12:34:00.000-07:00

Crysis 2 con CryEngine3

2009-08-25T12:29:00.000-07:00

Ologramma toccabile

2009-08-17T14:39:00.000-07:00

Whish List

2009-08-05T05:38:00.000-07:00

Ecco la mia whish list per il compleanno:

Radio Midland G7 [è una coppia e una la compra Andrea Malcom]
Microfono MA26 L
RRV OD rhodesian vest più Sacca Idratazione 100oz con 2 o tre Pantac universal mag pouch od/tan/Multicam cordura 1000denari [od]
EB 3 Third TACTICAL SOFT SHELL OD [L]